Tuesday, 30 July 2013

Electric Blockage

Good afternoon.

Electric Writer is facing a crisis!  Let me say that again, just for dramatic impact, but this time with some ingenious font-formatting:

ELECTRIC WRITER IS FACING A CRISIS!

There - did you get that?

I write this with the knowledge that none of you can see it.  This may or may not be a bad thing depending on your point of view.  I wanted to share with you - after far too long a pause - some of the things that have been happening lately.

Alas, it is not to be.  I find, to my dismay, that the King of Google has deemed this blog unsuitable for those of... well, any disposition, really.  And so it has been shut down.  Locked.  Closed.  Finito.

This leaves one with a dilemma: what does one say to an audience of absolutely zero.  It is the online equivalent of talking to oneself.

However, I have managed to find away for the King of Google to “review” this blog and hope that, one day, it will be deemed suitable for viewing again.  So, I suppose I could just say “hello” to the King of Google:

“Hellooooo!” (waves hand at webcam)

I hope you like my blog enough to unlock it.  If not, then thank you for looking at it and, I assume, reading this post.  If not, then I could just keep posting rambling thoughts here anyway.

Ironically, this has to be some kind of promotion for writer’s block, surely.  A blog about writer’s blocked is, er, blocked.

Oh, the joy of it all!

P.S. I’m not having a go at you personally, King of Google.  As you were.